It seems that La Jolla homeowners are tired of peering over the edges of their expensive ocean view homes to the site of the infamous Black's Beach.  This didn't seem like such a problem when they purchased their La Jolla homes, so why now?  Well, Blacks Beach is a nude beach.  Has been for years!

What is it that really draws people to a Nude Beach?  Is it to admire the human body, or are some there just because they want to get naked and strut their stuff?   What has created the taboo of the nude body at the beach?  What exactly is the problem? 

Why put rules on beach goers at Black's Beach?  Sounds to me like the Capitalists at the top of the hill have their panties in a twist over the liberals down under dropping theirs!

 In an effort at fairness to all we are establishing some criteria for Blacks Beach visitors: 

I'll just bet some of those hill dwellers like what they see, and I'll also bet their spouses are not pleased!  Quite frankly, I've seen Black's Beach and some of those nude bathers really ought to have mercy on the rest of us and put some clothes on!  Here are the directions to Blacks Beach in case you want to see what all the excitement is or isn't all about!  Go ahead, judge for yourself.